I believe this might be the reason why many parents have more than one child, to save themselves from these kinds of photo situations.
I strongly encourage you to embiggen this picture so you can see the hilarity of that face. THAT FACE!
City kid pumpkin patches also have million dollar model trains.
Scarecrows with hair almost as scary as momma's.
It was a city kid pumpkin patch, meaning they only had perfectly shaped pumpkins for sale. Of course my child chose the one that looked like it would be left behind, exclaiming, "it heaby." He then named it mommy pumpkin. Thanks kid.