A: Hey Bennett, I'm going upstairs to change my clothes.
B: Ok, don't pee on your pants!
I was headed out to a meeting, hugged Bennett and started to leave. Bennett chased after me.
B: "No mommy, boys need two hugs!"
While we were trick or treating, we came upon a crumbled retaining wall.
B: "No worries. I can fix it. I'm a super hero!"
After wandering around Rocky's office, B discovered something was missing.
B: There's no toys around here. Can you believe it?
Typical bedtime shenanigans, typical bedtime toot.
B: I didn't toot, it was my engine.
A: Your engine?
B: Yeah, it's broken.