Back off, he's mine!

Under normal circumstances, I probably wouldn't mock my husband yet again.  But this time, he deserves it.  I got my Valentine five days late because he kept leaving it at the office.  I'm a lucky girl, whatcanisay? 

 

I was willing to look past the slacker attitude until I read his message.  I think the second sentence meant to say was, "My life is so much better with you in it."  Instead, he wrote:

 

My life is so much better with you, is it?  Hahahaha.  I couldn't stop laughing.  Love you too!