Under normal circumstances, I probably wouldn't mock my husband yet again. But this time, he deserves it. I got my Valentine five days late because he kept leaving it at the office. I'm a lucky girl, whatcanisay?
I was willing to look past the slacker attitude until I read his message. I think the second sentence meant to say was, "My life is so much better with you in it." Instead, he wrote:
My life is so much better with you, is it? Hahahaha. I couldn't stop laughing. Love you too!