Monday, August 2, 2010

Primer for the Baby Daddy

First, these are not cankles.

Come see me in October and I will show you cankles.

Second: not okay to say to your pregnant wife that you STILL find her sexy when she is only six weeks along. Come see me in October and you better say the same thing.

And finally, never say to a pregnant lady:

"From behind I can't even tell you are pregnant. But then you turn around and WOW!"

Not ok, Baby Daddy. I am just looking out for you and your poor wife who does not yet have cankles.

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